- me: *slaps my ass*
- me: *ass jiggles*
- me: nice
talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
People probably think that because of the deep voice, but I imagine all tree based creatures have deep voices due to the fact that their vocal cords are made of tree and are thick and taught. Exceptions made for tree creatures borne of willows and other wispy trees, as they’ve got lighter, springier branches and probably sound a but more reedy.
White people praising Humans of New York for ‘humanizing’ the people of the Middle East… what the fuck did you think they were before? Terrorists? Savages? Extremists? Subhumans? It needed to take a white guy with a camera for you all to realize that our people are humans with lives that your fucking government destroyed.
Is it bad that I’m considering taking the bus 6 miles North just so I can buy a curry from the best Indian takeaway I’ve ever been to and then come home again?